Nickname's Hoffo. I don't own a lot of stuff on here. I know one or two things about anything, but I'm generally still learning. I'm also a general all-round sick cunt so watch out.

bonnechoses replied to your post: Shaving my face this Friday. I won’t be as…
I will miss your good beard!

I think everyone will, but you gotta do what you gotta do :(

Heaps cute girl that works at hexham bowling club added me on Facebook. Go to her profile, she has a boyfriend. Boy, am I glad I never asked for her number.

Also, fuck, I have an exam tomorrow, fuck.

Shaving my face this Friday. I won’t be as good-looking or manly, but I think it’s time to shake things up. Its been a good 15 weeks. Exciting life.

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fuck stupid romantic comedies.

just watched being john malkovich, 100900 times better

fuckyeahthrillhouse:

Marge: You got the dud!
Homer: Hey! He looks just like you poindexter.

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rradicunt:

The Clash - Train In Vain


I can’t stop listening to this song help

sharkofwisdom:

It’s better if you try not to think about it.

sharkofwisdom:

It’s better if you try not to think about it.

tjgabel:

Against Me!- Trash Unreal (x)

tjgabel:

Against Me!- Trash Unreal (x)

allhailtheovertone:

haha arrested development

allhailtheovertone:

haha arrested development

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frankcrimes:

Best pickup line.

frankcrimes:

Best pickup line.